I think your cover is blown when she tries to flush

I think your cover is blown when she tries to flush.

5 times filthier than a toilet seat

The keyboard in front of you could be 5 times filthier than a toilet seat.

Seat of Privilege by *jleeimagery

And people think blogging is a safe job. A microbiologist working for Which? Magazine has found keyboards with 150 times the recommended limit of bacteria. It was also five times as filthy as a toilet seat swabbed at the same time.
Your Keyboard Could Be Dirtier Than a Toilet Seat

Abandoned toilet breeding ground

Hat tip to wagga for this find!

Ray Benavides of the Fresno Mosquito and Vector Control District peers into an abandoned toilet that could contain standing water at 438 S. Lind. Mosquitoes seem to be profiting from the housing slump, as untended pools are on the rise.

Backyard breeding grounds
Local abatement districts challenged by more and more 'green pools' at vacant homes.

Groovy Toilet

Hat tip to FlyingMonkeyWarrior for this find:

Matching suit:

I'm not quite sure what's going on here

fuck the toilet after using by ~kENtsuuu