Saturday, March 15, 2008

Cute Girl at Urinal

Another hat tip to wagga for this find. The source is currently unknown, but I'll add a link when I find out.

Friday, March 14, 2008

Now you can be just like the President and wipe your ass with the Bill of Rights!

WASHINGTON (IWR Satire) - First Lady Laura "Pickles" Bush conducted her first pledge drive on CSPAN today from the press briefing room of the White House to raise money for her husband's future library at SMU in Dallas, TX. Mrs. Bush offered limited edition rolls of toilet paper with the Bill of Rights printed on every sheet for any donor who could pledge a million dollars.
"Now you can be just like the President and wipe your ass with Bill of Rights of this here country, and all you got to do is pledge a million dollars for the George W. Bush Presidential Library," said Mrs. Bush like a carnival barker.
IWR's Bush Library Pledge Drive

Toilet Seat Hat

Hat tip to Wagga for this find.
Toilet paper and faux poop on the stool included! Woohoo!

Friday, March 7, 2008

Fishnets on Toilet

"Rainy Day Charade" by ~RThies

Toilet With Breasts by ~RThies

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

The iWipe

Turn an old Mac into a wireless toilet paper dispenser!

Flush Your Turbine Toilet!

What if every time that you flushed your toilet you could generate just a little bit of power? That is the idea behind the Benkatine Turbine by Leviathan Energy, which aims to get power from any pipe that water rushes through. So not only could you install this within a municipal system, but according to the company, you could get power from the water rushing down your gutter drains!
More: POOPTRICITY: Want Electricity? Flush Your Turbine Toilet!

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Clinton puts press in the toilet

SHOCKER: Hillary Clinton Puts Press in the Toilet
In order to thank reporters for their bias towards her campaign over the past couple days, Senator Hillary Clinton arranged special accommodations for her press corps.
The men’s bathroom.
Information is coming in this morning from the
CNN Political Ticker and Time showing reporters set up and typing away in the restroom. Personally, I would say that this shows the way Hillary treats the press and ultimately will treat the American people; however, the Clinton campaign has returned this comment from Doug Hattaway:
“These accommodations should in no way be taken as a commentary on the quality of our media coverage.”
Are you sure?

Toilet Quest

Rush into the stall, find the toilet paper, break glass and relieve yourself!