Thursday, December 6, 2007

Clogging Toilet Escape

The Collection by ~Veruka-Shy

Inmate Escapes Clogging Toilet
A genius inmate escaped from a work-release crew after he created a distraction with an overflowing toilet, authorities said. Wayne Mitchell, 24, was in the Clark County Jail for a probation-violation warrant, but had been working with a crew clearing roadside trash.

When the crew stopped at the Clark County Fraternal Order of Police lodge to eat lunch, Mitchell went into a restroom and clogged a toilet, causing it to overflow, police said. He then came out saying he needed some towels from the jail's van to sop up the mess.

"The toilet overflowed and the rest of the inmates were trying to clean it up," said Maj. Chuck Adams of the Clark County Sheriff's Department.

Instead of going to the van, Mitchell walked to nearby G&R Auto Sales, where an employee gave him the keys to a car he said he wanted to look over, police said. Police said he then stole a red 1995 Chevrolet Camaro convertible.

Officers later found Mitchell's jail-issued clothes at the dealership, about 15 miles north of Louisville, Ky.

Red Fishnets on Toilet

Sub's view. by *piratephotography

Monday, December 3, 2007

Bicycle TP holder



* Durable chrome finish is easy to keep clean.
* Genuine bicycle head tube and working headset.
* Simply flip the quick release lever to add a standard or large roll of your favorite toilet paper. Paper can pull from the back or front.
* Easy two bolt installation. Comes with detailed instructions.
* Proudly made by Park Tool.
* An ideal gift for the avid cyclist who seems to have everything.

Sadly, Park Tool no longer offers this gem. Although it's not toilet-related, I suggest the Campagnolo corkscrew as a substitute.

(Via Branford Bike.)