Showing posts with label Toilet Roll. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Toilet Roll. Show all posts

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Dig, Poop, and Roll

via WaggaDig, Poop, and Roll

The first time I saw a naked mole rat, I was wearing a hot pink unitard. My undergraduate modern dance company – shudder-worthy words, I know – was performing in “Boo at the Zoo” in Philadelphia. As best we could tell, this quaint Halloween variety show was designed to keep young witches, goblins, and Bratz Dolls safely inside the wholesome city zoo and off the dangerous city streets.

We decided to forego our Rape of Nanking docu-dance to Pink Floyd in favor of a family-friendly Rusted Root number with feathered masks. Afterwards, eight bewildered Disney princesses heeded their mothers’ demands that they clap, and we threw on flip-flops and hoodies, and wandered off to enjoy our free zoo admission...

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Friday, March 14, 2008

Now you can be just like the President and wipe your ass with the Bill of Rights!

WASHINGTON (IWR Satire) - First Lady Laura "Pickles" Bush conducted her first pledge drive on CSPAN today from the press briefing room of the White House to raise money for her husband's future library at SMU in Dallas, TX. Mrs. Bush offered limited edition rolls of toilet paper with the Bill of Rights printed on every sheet for any donor who could pledge a million dollars.
"Now you can be just like the President and wipe your ass with Bill of Rights of this here country, and all you got to do is pledge a million dollars for the George W. Bush Presidential Library," said Mrs. Bush like a carnival barker.
IWR's Bush Library Pledge Drive

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Smells like flowers

Smells like flowers by ~Turkexa

a shrine of sorts by ~moa-ozis

For toilet museum, a final flush is avoided

early toilet paper

Watertown soon to house cache

WORCESTER - If there was ever a man who could appreciate a good toilet, it is Russell Manoog.

more stories like thisHe has dedicated the last 20 years to collecting toilets, as well as sinks and other accoutrements of indoor plumbing, the way other men collect golf shirts, trophy wives, or fine cars.

The result is the American Sanitary Plumbing Museum, a roadside oddity in Worcester known to many as simply the "toilet museum" and a historic showcase of the way we used to live, wash, bathe, and, of course, relieve ourselves.

But now - for Worcester, anyway - it's all circling the drain. With Manoog, 73, and his wife, Bettejane, 72, looking to do a little more traveling and a little less talking about toilets, they are closing their Worcester location in March, moving the museum to Watertown shortly thereafter, and relinquishing some control over their vast collection of porcelain, brass, and cast-iron artifacts.

"We're sad, of course," Bettejane Manoog said yesterday.

But the Manoogs didn't expect others to be sad, too. After all, only about 400 people checked out the facilities last year. As news of the move reached locals in Worcester yesterday, however, they scram bled to visit the museum, proving yet again the powerful hold that the toilet has on the human brain. When faced with the thought of not having a toilet - or in this case, a toilet museum - nearby, we find ourselves feeling the urge to, you know, go.

"Bathrooms were something that people didn't talk about 100 or 200 years ago," said Russell Manoog yesterday, smoking a pipe in a room filled with toilets. "The outhouse was out there, and it was there to serve a need, a physical need.

But today the bathroom in modern homes is probably the most, or second most, expensive part of your home. So instead of hiding it in the back of the house, it's right in front. . . . It has gained a prominence."

Charles Manoog, Russell's father, founded the family's wholesale plumbing supply business in 1927. His son, who graduated from Harvard University in 1956, ultimately returned home to join him. And together they ran the business until his father retired in 1979.

As a parting gift, Charles Manoog received a segment of wooden pipes that had linked Jamaica Pond to Quincy Market in Boston in the late 1600s - a rare treasure. And from there, the collection grew until finally, in 1988, the American Sanitary Plumbing Museum was born, quickly becoming a quirky claim to fame in Worcester, along with the yellow "smiley face" invented in 1963 by a local designer.

"It's really something that's kind of a conversation starter when you say you're the home of the plumbing museum - home of the smiley face and the plumbing museum," said Jeannie Hebert, the tourism and marketing director for the Central Massachusetts Convention and Visitors Bureau, "It's really something that's kind of endearing to all of us."

People came to see the "earth closet," circa 1860, a primitive contraption that used soil, not water. They came to see the "cast iron pan closet," circa 1830, which, lacking an effective way to clean the pan itself, was one of the earliest and least sanitary receptacles. And they came to see the other treasures as well: the first dishwasher, called the "Electric Sink"; an elaborate, decorative toilet from the late 19th century; and the Manoogs' vast collection of pipes.

Now it is all bound for Watertown, where it will be reassembled and reopened for the public in April or May at the offices of J.C. Cannistraro LLC, a large mechanical contracting company that employs 400 people.

Inevitably, some jokes will follow, concedes Hugh Kelleher, executive director of the Plumbing-Heating-Cooling Contractors Association of Greater Boston. Anytime you're dealing with plumbing, Kelleher admits, the humor always offers "a sort of scatological angle."

But Kelleher, who's going to be a trustee of the new museum along with the Manoogs, said people need to remember one thing before cracking jokes about indoor plumbing.

"If those systems go down, civilization rapidly deteriorates," he said. "The day water stops coming out of the tap is the day civilization starts to crumble."

short hopper on standard

American Sanitary Plumbing Museum Set

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Friday, December 28, 2007

Charmin Restrooms at Times Square

Charmin Restrooms
Tuesday night, whilst wandering the now sanitized-to-Disney-proportions streets of Times Square in New York City, I was accosted by a dancing toilet.
No, I was not doing anything illicit. There was an actual dancing toilet taking pictures with passersby and inviting me into a building to use one of Charmin’s remarkably clean restrooms opened just for the holidays in Times Square. I had seen the story of this attraction in “traditional” media coverage some weeks ago - they even hired ex-SNLer Molly Shannon to add her B-list star power to the clean potty project.
What I found was far more remarkable than the summary I had seen. The experience P&G has created educates about product differentiation, creates an emotional brand connection, and exposes the user to a host of ancillary brands (Puffs with Vicks to calm your nose, Bounty paper towels, Kohler toilets, etc.) It’s set up like a theme ride experience - you take escalators up and weave though a roped off lines and everyone you meet is wearing Charmin gear and SO CHEERY. They have both Extra Strong & Extra Soft paper in the stall and ask you to vote for your favorite when you get out. Then you can jump on one of a number dioramas with the Charmin bear and take your picture. You can even get on stage and do the Charmin dance with friends or sit down and take a load off by a fireplace. Click here for a
YouTube video of the full experience.
Earlier this week,
the New York Times mentioned the Charmin project in a roundup article about Times Square as a magnet for experimental marketing. P&G has gotten 2 major waves of lift from the Charmin restrooms. In addition to all the individual experiences they create for anyone going in person, they had over 100 traditional media stories pickup the project and now are seeing a second wave of social media. Because this is so remarkable and designed with so many photo ops, when you type “Charmin” into Flickr, you get more than 1200 uploads. That YouTube video I linked to above has been seen more than 1300 times! Not bad at all for toilet paper...
Charmin’s Lesson on Being Photogenic

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Friday, December 7, 2007

Toilet Paper Chan

Toilet Paper Chan by ~Harruka

Chiipi Roru Charms by *tedsie

Breathe into a toilet!

Trapped in a Burning Building? Quick, breathe into a Toilet!


Toilet Paper by ~akindo
In toilet paper news :

Sonia and her sister, Tonia Lee were trying to have a normal school week but things changed Monday afternoon. The sisters apparently were using toilet tissue, like most young women, to enhance their bra cup size. After having the contaminated tissue on their skin for hours at school andover the weekend, their skin started to itch and break out. The younger sister, Tonia, was the first to feel the effects early in the day on Monday and had to be rushed to the Nurse's Office.
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Toilet Paper by ~albienkiac

Monday, December 3, 2007

Bicycle TP holder



* Durable chrome finish is easy to keep clean.
* Genuine bicycle head tube and working headset.
* Simply flip the quick release lever to add a standard or large roll of your favorite toilet paper. Paper can pull from the back or front.
* Easy two bolt installation. Comes with detailed instructions.
* Proudly made by Park Tool.
* An ideal gift for the avid cyclist who seems to have everything.

Sadly, Park Tool no longer offers this gem. Although it's not toilet-related, I suggest the Campagnolo corkscrew as a substitute.

(Via Branford Bike.)

Extra Large Roll of Toilet Paper

“More and more people are regulating their digestion with functional foods like yoghurt or cereals. Dulcolax needs to point out that they are the market leader in this realm. With millions of successfully treated patients in Germany.
The tone of voice had to be self confident, but more popular and entertaining than pharmaceutical. We set up the Dulcolax Toilet Roll in front of selected pharmacies in North Rhine Westphalia (Germany). Directly at the point of purchase, to create buzz.”

Dulcolax Laxative