Showing posts with label Toilet Paper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Toilet Paper. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Horror Paper



In Japan, the author of horror film The Ring, Koji Suzuki, is marketing a nine chapter novella aptly named "Drop" which is embossed on toilet paper.

The novella which, according to the manufacturer Hayashi Paper, can be read in just a few minutes, is set in a public restroom. "Drop" takes up about three feet (90 centimeters) of a roll.

The company promotes the toilet paper, which will sell for 210 yen ($2.20) a roll, as "a horror experience in the toilet." Toilets in Japan were traditionally tucked away in a dark corner of the house due to religious beliefs. Parents would tease children that a hairy hand might pull them down into the dark pool below.

And there you have it peeps.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Toilet Paper Nation!


Checking out the plumbing and such.

American taste for soft toilet roll 'worse than driving Hummers'
Extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply toilet roll made from virgin forest causes more damage than gas-guzzlers, fast food or McMansions, say campaigners

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Peeing with a fish can be hazardous to your health!


A 2cm long fish apparently found it's way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.

The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.

Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: "
While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms."
Hmmm, that story sounds rather fishy.

In less disturbing news, check out this Hello Kitty Toilet Paper.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Poopers

alice liddell on pooper lid by ~cannibol

"The Boerum Hill stoop pooper has struck. After getting stoop pooped twice last year, I have been struck again by the 'Mad stoop pooper that poops at midnight!!! (or sometimes in the wee hours of the night).' Last year I caught her in process twice, once on my stoop and once between some parked cars in the middle of the day. The latter time I called the police who arrested her. She is a mentally disabled black woman, a little heavy set, with dirty hair. I have a feeling that she was probably receiving the help she needed but was discharged and is back in the hood!!!! Granted I am just assuming it is her again but given that she uses her own toilet paper and some was left on my stoop. I would have to eliminate a random person that just HAD to go. Keep an eye out for her."
Excerpted from Return of the Stoop Pooper

There are some funny comments on the thread such as this one:
11233..."She has some mental health issues but so do a lot of "normal" people."

I hope your not referring to anyone posting all day on an inane blog about about poop that's soon to reach 100 posts!!!

Posted by: daveinbedstuy at August 22, 2008 4:39 PM

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Toilet Art

@rtintimity: fun new site where you can submit your toilet paper art.


Lovely toilet nude by K Leo

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Hello Kitty electronic toilet paper dispenser

Only $220!
This Hello Kitty electronic toilet paper dispenser allows you to program exactly how many sheets toilet paper will roll out with each button press. Is it useful? I don’t think so. Sanrio should add a couple of buttons on it to satisfy the whole family, because not everyone use same length of toilet paper.
I know Hello Kitty electronic toilet paper dispenser would match with
Hello Kitty toilet paper perfectly. But the price is not cheap. It cost $220! Isn’t it very expensive? Do you think it is worth it to get this automatic toilet paper dispenser?

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Friday, March 14, 2008

Now you can be just like the President and wipe your ass with the Bill of Rights!

WASHINGTON (IWR Satire) - First Lady Laura "Pickles" Bush conducted her first pledge drive on CSPAN today from the press briefing room of the White House to raise money for her husband's future library at SMU in Dallas, TX. Mrs. Bush offered limited edition rolls of toilet paper with the Bill of Rights printed on every sheet for any donor who could pledge a million dollars.
"Now you can be just like the President and wipe your ass with Bill of Rights of this here country, and all you got to do is pledge a million dollars for the George W. Bush Presidential Library," said Mrs. Bush like a carnival barker.
IWR's Bush Library Pledge Drive

Toilet Seat Hat

Hat tip to Wagga for this find.
Toilet paper and faux poop on the stool included! Woohoo!