Red Flowing Toilet Matter

strange little girl

Blue Balloon Bathroom

via Poisonous Pulchritude

Shitapai

The eroticism of the shitapai (literally “the breast from underneath” or “the lower half of the breast”). This is a huge fetish in Japan right now. Consider it a new way of looking at/fantasizing about/eroticising the breast on the toilet.

hate the telephone

via hallucinogenic lucidity etc.:
uberhaupt:
hate the telephone (via Ren Rox)

Rainbow Clown Toilet Vomit!

theiguy:
this is kindof what i felt like today. only not at all.
(via nerviosismo)

Daniela Uhlig

Daniela Uhlig

Dig, Poop, and Roll

Dig, Poop, and Roll

The first time I saw a naked mole rat, I was wearing a hot pink unitard. My undergraduate modern dance company – shudder-worthy words, I know – was performing in “Boo at the Zoo” in Philadelphia. As best we could tell, this quaint Halloween variety show was designed to keep young witches, goblins, and Bratz Dolls safely inside the wholesome city zoo and off the dangerous city streets.

We decided to forego our Rape of Nanking docu-dance to Pink Floyd in favor of a family-friendly Rusted Root number with feathered masks. Afterwards, eight bewildered Disney princesses heeded their mothers’ demands that they clap, and we threw on flip-flops and hoodies, and wandered off to enjoy our free zoo admission...