Friday, April 3, 2009

Ask a Urinal is Amazing!


Pat Robertson asks… Dear Urinal: Twilight is the shittiest movie ever. Why is it so popular?

Tom asks… Dear Urinal: My pet rabbit keeps leaving his plastic horse head in my bed. I am creeped out and want to get rid of him. Is there a service I can use?


Gwen asks… Dear Urinal: My relationship has been missing that magic spark lately. Know where I can find it?

3 comments:

  1. Flowy'sSkirts/(V/certified)April 4, 2009 at 10:38 AM

    Dear Urinal:

    I thinking of cosmetic surgery to have a tail attached... what is the proper skirt length to wear then? Should the tail be above or below the hem?

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  2. We aim to please, you aim too please.

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